About Ethan

Ok, so you’re probably thinking you’ve seen me somewhere before. I was the guy on the top of the wedding cake. I’m Ethan, been a radio announcer for 8 years now and have learnt many things, 2 of which I will share with you now.

1. Money doesn’t grow on trees

2. It pays being a short fella, you can get through queues much quicker

If you’d like to get to know me a bit more.. you could read the following, or not... i don’t really care to be honest!

Here goes...when I was a kid I had a pet named Jeeves, it was my imaginary giant eagle. I never played pranks in school, I was the kid that got in trouble for laughing at them. My first crush was a girl called Laura who agreed to go out with me during “little lunch” then had her friend dump me at “big lunch” right before the bell! As you can tell... I was really popular in school.

Lately, I haven’t been sleeping too well. I can’t figure out whether it’s because I talk in my sleep or the fact I have a lot on my mind. Is it weird that I keep waking up in the middle of the night thinking I have neglected an important, and probably overdue bill? Or is it more ridiculous that i feel the urge to reach for my phone, call someone i haven’t spoken to for ages, wake them up and utter nocturnal nonsense to them. Last night, I woke up halfway through a sleep walking session! I was trawling through the cupboard above the fridge looking for my medication... I’m not even on medication.